Dart Krishna’s
Miller Lite TUESDAY DART LEAGUE
SURVIVAL GUIDE
Learn from the Dart Krishna & his Disciples
how to survive the trials and tribulations of life by joining the
Miller Lite Tuesday Dart League.
Next League beginning
TUESDAY September 27th.
Q: I would like to join but I’m not very good.
A: Not a problem. Many of us are not very good. We all try to do our best.
The Dart Krishna’s love is bountiful even for those of us who aren’t
very good. What you need to do is find a team that likes to drink. That should
not be a problem. JOIN.
Q: What if I embarrass myself at darts?
A: We thought long and hard to answer your question and could not come up
with an embarrassing situation that has not already occurred during one dart
night or another. Do not be ashamed, we have seen it all. You are totally
accepted, you are totally loved. Dart Krishna loves you. JOIN.
Q: I normally choose not to play in leagues because
I don’t like to commit myself.
A: Yes, lost one, commitment is very frightening for some. Many have felt
as you do. Once they show up and play, the presence and love of the Dart Krishna
overwhelms them and they are no longer afraid of anything. The Dart Krishna
knows you are afraid and still loves you. JOIN.
Q: What if I want to join but don’t know anyone
to form a team with?
A: First you should approach your bartender who is a purveyor of the Dart
Krishna’s love and tell him of your predicament. Give him your telephone
number and very soon a dart Krishna Disciple will call you to arrange your
placement with a commune. The Dart Krishna takes care of us all.
JOIN.
Q: Does it cost money to join the Dart League?
A: The Dart Krishna is not interested in money. The only fee that is charged
is $20 per team per night but because the Dart Krishna loves us and provides
for us he only holds the money until the season is over and then redistributes
it back to the communes. 100% money returned with the Dart Krishna. JOIN.
Q: Do I need my own darts to play?
A: You do not need your own equipment to express your love to the Dart Krishna.
The Dart Krishna provides for us. JOIN.
Q: How do I sign up?
A: Dart Krishna Representative will be happy to assist you. Email a Dart Krishna
Disciple at blueberry-hill1@comcast.net or phone Dart Krishna’s administrative
assistant at 708-421-8332.
JOIN.
THE DART KRISHNA’S MANTRA
The Dart Krishna loves me
Takes care of all my parts
All I have to do is
Join the Tuesday Darts.
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